I was listening to ‘Eleanor Rigby’ today, and I heard the line “Father Mackinze, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved.” I know now that it meant that nobody listened to his preachy stuff.
But is it weird that when I was younger I thought that it meant Father Mackinze went crazy and murdered everyone in town?
You play as karate guy, Chinese girl, Japanese school girl, dictator guy, good military guy, evil military guy, Russian wrestler guy, or some other characters in an attempt to beat the shit out of everyone else on the roster. You’re more than likely going to have to deal with people spamming fireball attacks over and over and over again.
you play as this little fucking kid with a weird striped shirt and a shitty bat, as well as some rockin powers. you have this annoying ass neighbor kid whos always fucking up everything you do. you were told by a bug from a meteor you were one of the chosen four and you have to save the world. your other partners are a girl with a frying pan & teddy bear, a smart kid with a bowl cut, and a prince who has a very unfortunate name. you eventually battle the boss who is a twisted up fucking red demon thing and its really horrifying THE END
ur in this mansion and u turn lights on. Thats it.
a piece of paper fighting other pieces of paper
You’re some kind of fox thing who wears pants and walks on two legs. You need to find pink crystals for this tiny yellow skinned guy with an N on his forehead. You also jump on boxes and you collect apples while weird men try to kill you. You also have a talking mask that sometimes follows you around
You’re some British guy with a hat who won’t shut up about shit no one cares about while people make you do their math homework all day.
you’re a fat old plumber who’s addicted to shrooms and you have to fight your way through killer turtles and talking mushrooms to save your girlfriend who’s constantly letting herself get kidnapped due to her severe Stockholm syndrome.
you play as one of nine mercenaries on 1 of 2 teams that spend more time collecting hats than fighting each other. your team is always full of people with over 300 ping while the enemy team will be organized robots with perfect reflexes.
you select one of an extensive list of heroes and then battle your way through brazilians, russians, feeders and douchebags to attempt to blow up the other side’s space rock
League of Legends
You dance, except you have to do it by stepping on this cheap piece of plastic with arrows on it. It’s very restricting, I just wanted to dance my way, damn it.
So you’re this little kid who got kicked out of their parents house and has to move to a town full of animals who all walk on two legs and refuse to wear pants. You spend the whole game giving all of your money to a raccoon so he doesn’t come and destroy your house while you sleep. To earn the money to give him you have to follow the demands of the other animals, and they all talk in gibberish so you have no idea what they’re saying.
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So I entered a costume contest on Saturday, and I went as The Herald, cartoon version.
I’ll give you a second to remember who that is.
I ended up in first place! Now I have a $50 gift card to a bookstore. I felt like telling you all.